As spring approaches I discover myself consumed by an virtually pathological need to get all my wheeled conveyances working as easily as doable. This extends even to THE CAR THAT I OWN, and so within the morning I dropped it off with the mechanic and returned house by way of bicycle:
When you’re questioning what I used to be having achieved to the automobile, clearly I used to be having it lifted:

Simply kidding:

Additionally, should you’re questioning what sort of automobile I personal, I can’t disclose that as a result of this can be a bike weblog and I’m supposed to keep up an arm’s size relationship with the hated car. Nevertheless, it’s fairly straightforward to determine, as a result of should you stay within the New York Metropolis space or actually anyplace within the northeast, you journey a bicycle, and you’ve got a household, there’s just one automobile you’re legally allowed to personal, and that’s the one I’ve. I solely point out this as a result of I used to be pleasantly shocked to be taught that should you fold the rear seats down in mentioned car you possibly can slide a 54.5cm Roaduno proper in there, ample wheelbase and all, with out even having to take away the entrance wheel:

And sure, I’ve varied racks for carrying bikes on the automobile correctly, however I don’t maintain them on the automobile on a regular basis, and I’m actually not going to undergo the difficulty of putting in one for a 10-minute drive to Yonkers.
Anyway, with the automobile in succesful palms I then unleashed my very own incapable ones upon my bicycles, and as I discussed not too long ago my subsequent venture is the re-modernization of the Milwaukee:

To that finish, I’d organized for the supply of a model new Shimano 105 drivetrain from Ben’s Cycle:

My normal method when tackling a venture of this magnitude is to go about it as shortly as doable, and within the course of screw up like fifteen issues. Nevertheless, this time I’m decided to be gradual and methodical about it, and solely screw up like 10 issues. So over the weekend I patiently eliminated the previous elements, and my modest objective for at the moment was to easily bolt on the brand new ones–no cables, no changes, simply put every little thing in approximate place and “mock it up” if you’ll.
Nevertheless, earlier than I even received began, I received it in my head to swap derailleurs on the Roaduno, for the reason that chain’s only a little bit slack within the grandparent ring, and I figured a barely longer cage would do the trick:

Naively, I figured this could take me at most 5 minutes. As a substitute, the restrict screws on the Campagnolo derailleur turned out to not be lengthy sufficient to lock the derailleur into place beneath the one freewheel, and the opposite derailleurs I attempted have been too lengthy to permit the chain to shift into the massive ring, and the opposite chains I had have been too brief, so after a protracted interval of swapping and swapping and swapping once more I simply ended up placing the previous derailleur again on there–although I did change the worn pulleys whereas I used to be at it, so I assume it wasn’t a whole waste of time.
Oh, and right here’s how knowledgeable mechanic creates sufficient slack within the chain to reattach it:

I’m positive there are a few thousand extra elegant methods to do this, however class is for “woosies.”

By this level I’d frittered away many of the morning, and if the derailleur detour wasn’t distracting sufficient, within the midst of all this fussing I obtained a package deal. A pair weeks in the past, whereas the 105 elements have been already in transit, an extremely beneficiant reader despatched me an e mail alongside the strains of, “Hey, good weblog, would you like some previous 11-speed Campy stuff I don’t want anymore?” Naturally I mentioned sure, however I couldn’t actually inform a lot from the picture he despatched, and so I actually had no concept what I used to be getting till I opened the field and located it stuffed with not simply File however SUPER File parts!

The humorous factor about Tremendous File is that it appears utterly pointless and lavish till you obtain a package deal containing it, at which level you caress it lovingly after which run round displaying it off to anybody within the fast space, together with the cat. Certainly, I used to be tempted to abort Mission 105 altogether and put the Tremendous File stuff on the Milwaukee as a substitute, however as I discussed I’m decided to be methodical and so I resolved to stay to the unique plan. Sorry Campy-philes, however relaxation assured the Tremendous File might be discovering its means onto one other deserving bike very quickly.
And thanks very a lot to Stan, I’m eternally grateful.
Within the meantime, I rolled up my sleeves and received again to work, although I don’t undertake any bike venture today with out loads of Dumonde, the official lubricant* of Bike Snob NYC:

*[Dumonde would probably rather I not refer to them as my official lubricant, but I will continue to do so until they tell me to stop.]
Whereas the bike was largely aside I additionally took the chance to lastly file out the rear dropouts a bit since they have been slightly comfortable after the refinishing:

Lastly, I turned to the elements. I do have expertise utilizing this iteration of Shimano 105, having spent a while with a test-cycle that was thusly geared up:

However, on a day-to-day foundation I’m extra accustomed to engaged on older parts, resembling cranks with 5 holes:

Solely 4 holes? Unbelievable! I should be sooner or later!
Additionally, as soon as upon a time you would inform which means as much as put a chainring simply by taking a look at it. Now it’s anyone’s guess:

I lastly figured it out by doing a picture search, and naturally it went the alternative means I believed it did.
Then there are these space-age Torx bolts:

Happily I do have a set of Torx keys, which I’ve used perhaps as soon as within the final 10 years:

I do get the rationale for Torx bolts, however what I don’t get is that the pinch bolt nonetheless makes use of Allen bolts:

However I’m positive an engineer will dork-splain it to me.
Within the meantime, as I used to be considering this thriller, my spouse appeared with a cappuccino for me:

Receiving a package deal containing a Tremendous File drivetrain and receiving a shock cappuccino–on the exact same day no much less!–had me pinching myself with a cable crimper to ensure I wasn’t dreaming.
With the crank put in, I moved onto the cassette:

After placing it on spent about 5 minutes trying to have interaction the lockring, finally resigning myself to the truth that the wheel I had thought was 11-speed all this time wasn’t 11-speed in spite of everything. “Oh, nicely, I assume I’ll need to get a brand new wheel,” I concluded. Then I spotted I had didn’t take away the spacer that had been behind the previous cassette.
Happily at this level I used to be saved by the auto mechanic calling to inform me the automobile was prepared, so I documented my meager progress and put every little thing away:

Then I hit the path:

Stopping solely briefly to {photograph} this hawk:

Regardless of my presence it was as reluctant to go away its perch as I used to be to method it, and I puzzled if maybe it was guarding a current kill, or ready for a chance to grab some roadkill off the Main Deegan:
No matter it was as much as, fortunately it didn’t claw my face off.
